So my wife who is learning English writes in the Christmas card for my parents

[NES]

I cant wait to meet you, Im learning English for you gays.

I didnt have the heart to tell her, I let it ride.

 

[billhill999]

Your threads have reached an all time low.
And that's pretty low.

 

[NES]

Your threads have reached lower. Bitch.

 

[NES]

And so has your face.

 

[NES]

And Teddy says your a fvcking queeen!!!!!

 

[steaktartar]

if your parents aren't gay this would be considered marginally amusing

 

[Devilwoman]

I think they will laugh.

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

Either that or they will wonder if wifey is packing a pole in her panties....

I bet she is you sick fuck.

 

[NES]

I built my wife out of pieces of dead girl scouts. Its a miracle that she can even write.

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

This is how you solve the problem......

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[RaoulDuke]

I built my wife out of pieces of dead girl scouts. Its a miracle that she can even write.

I was thinking brownies instead of girl scouts....But true nonetheless

 

[barman]

NES, my sly scheming CR agent - I wouldn't worry too much. From what I've heard, the male members of your family who might in fact be gay will consider converting back over once they see su esposa